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Saturday, July 19, 2014

Get in Line



A young teenage girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. 


One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl.  


The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk.  Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma.  


The young girl was frantic. 


Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" 


Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some. 



"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. 
 
 
A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes.  When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you're so old...how do you do it?" 
 
 
 
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny...I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!"


12 comments:

  1. Oh no! I bet the officer was dumbstruck! lol

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    1. LOL Grace...I wouldn't be surprised if he was. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. LOL....oh that was worth an out loud chuckle.....
    hugs abby

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    1. Wow Abby...an out loud chuckle even! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. That is awesome...ly gross! But super freaking hilarious :-)

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    1. LOL River...good one! Happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. ROFLMAO, priceless!

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Roz. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. Hi Cat,oh how innocent these grannie's are!!!
    love Jan,xx

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    1. LOL Jan...yup, some grannies are so innocent and then others...not so much. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. I really have to get that image out of my head. Hysterical

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Sunny...hope you got the image out of your head. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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