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Thursday, July 17, 2014

Strange Noises

A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.  
 
 
He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. 
 
 
"What are you doing?" he says. 
 
 
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

 
  
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says  "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"


The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.




Sure enough...there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.


"You rotten bastard," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked, scaring the kids!"

Yup…definitely a blonde moment or two!   Smile with tongue out  

14 comments:

  1. lol I love blonde man jokes!

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    1. Happy you enjoyed this one Anon. ;)

      Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. Ooh I don't think I have ever heard a blonde man joke before
    love Jan,xx

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    1. LOL Jan...now ya have. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. LoL Cat, good one. Haven't heard a blonde man joke before either. How refreshing lol

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Roz. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. Finally a blonde man joke...thanks! (a good one too)
    hugs abby

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    1. LOL You're welcome Abby...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. ROFLMAO - Ray is a blonde guy, he's not laughing quite as hard.

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    1. LOL Sunny...happy you enjoyed it. Sorry Ray but ya gotta admit...it is funny. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. Cat,
    I love starting my day with you.
    Meredith

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    1. Thank you Mere...what a lovely compliment. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. Sputter! Gosh what a nutty guy!
    *Smile*

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    1. LOL Minelle..just a sputter and a smile? ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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