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Thursday, February 1, 2018

Reading the Millionaire’s Last Will

A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will.

'To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the house and $2 million,' the attorney reads.

'To my darling daughter, Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and $1 million.'


'And finally,' the lawyer concludes, 'to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me and thought I would never mention him in my will.' 

'Well, you were wrong. Hi Dan!'
Courtesy of BabaMail




16 comments:

  1. Ha ha. That's funny. I'd say hi to my boss. Grrr. He's still bugging me!
    Amy

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    1. Awww Amy...sorry your boss is still bugging you. Happy I could give you a bit of a giggle.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. LoL Cat, I love it! Well, Dan can't say he didn't get a mention! lol. Thank you for the giggle, hope you have a wonderful weekend :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Roz...he did get a mention. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Hi Cat, good one! Have a nice weekend.
    love Jan, xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it,Jan. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Love this Cat, thanks for the giggle.
    Hugs Lindy xx

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    1. You're welcome, Lindy...happy you enjoyed it.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Baker.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Good combination, Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Good one. Made me smile. Thanks, Cat.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're welcome, Ronnie...happy you enjoyed it.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Minelle. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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