In the Woods

Two Indians and I

were walking through the woods.

All of a sudden one of the Indians

ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.





"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

he called into the cave and listened closely

until he heard an answering,

"Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!


He then tore off his clothes

and ran into the cave.



I was puzzled

and asked the remaining Indian

what it was all about.

"Was that Indian crazy or what?"




The Indian replied

"No, It is our custom during mating season

when Indian men see cave, they holler

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.

If they get an answer back,

it means there's a beautiful woman

in there waiting for us."



Just then they came upon another cave.

The second Indian ran up to the cave,

stopped, and hollered,

"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

Immediately, there was the answer.

"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside.


He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.




I wandered around in the woods

alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave.


As I looked in amazement at the size

of the huge opening, I was thinking,

"Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave!

It's bigger than those the Indians found.

There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!"


I stood in front of the opening

and hollered with all my might,

"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"




Like the others, I then heard an answering call,

"WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!"


With a gleam in my eye and a smile on my face,

I raced into the cave,

tearing off my clothes as I ran.




The following day, 

the headline of the local newspaper read...




NAKED NORWEGIAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!!!!!

Don’t feel bad…I did didn’t see it coming either.