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Sunday, February 4, 2018

3 Wedding Nights

Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy.

The first man married a nurse. Dave thinks to himself, "Nice, nurses are known to be hot."

Honeymoon


The second man married a telephone operator. Dave thinks to himself, "Telephone operators have sexy voices."

Honeymoon


The third man married a school teacher. Dave thinks to himself, "Poor guy, teachers are too strict."

Honeymoon


The next morning, Dave reports to work and gets a room service call from the nurse's husband. He sourly says, "Don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was 'You're not sanitary, you're not sanitary.'"



Then, the telephone operator's husband calls and sourly says, "Don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I heard last night was "Your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up.'"




Later that afternoon, the teacher's husband calls and happily says,

"When you marry, be sure to marry a school teacher. All I heard last night was 'We are going to do this over and over until we get it right!'"
 
Courtesy of BabaMail

21 comments:

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    1. Happy you agreed, Amy.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed, Jan. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. LoL, bet our teachers will like this one lol.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. I'm sure they will, Roz. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Hahahah. Hurray for teachers everywhere!

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    1. Happy you enjoyed, Fondles. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Lindy. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. A very good one...A plus! I thought the teacher might be grading the 'performance'...this was much better! hugs abby

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    1. Figured you would enjoy it, Abby. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. This teacher gives your post an A+ for the smiles.

    Thanks, Cat!
    Ella

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    1. Hahaha Thanks Ella!

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. That's teachers for ha. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  9. LOL. Good one. Thank you, Cat.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're welcome, Ronnie...happy you enjoyed it. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  10. Oh yes! That’s the way it should be! Lol

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    1. Yup...figured you would agree, Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  11. Happy you enjoyed, Terps. :)

    Hugs and blessings...Cat

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