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Monday, November 30, 2015

Time for School

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.

"Wake up, son.  It's time to go to school!"

"But why, Mum?  I don't want to go."

 
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."

"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!"

"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school.  Come on now and get ready."

 
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."

"Well, for one, you're 52 years old.  And for another, you're the PRINCIPAL!"
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16 comments:

  1. PKNovember 30, 2015 at 7:30 PM

    So true, so true!

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    1. CatDecember 1, 2015 at 8:51 PM

      Thought you would appreciate this PK. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. abbyNovember 30, 2015 at 7:56 PM

    LOL...I have had principals for whom this was very true...
    hugs abby

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    1. CatDecember 1, 2015 at 8:53 PM

      I can definitely believe that Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. AnonymousNovember 30, 2015 at 9:01 PM

    Cat,
    This is an old one, but it is good each time it is presented.
    Meredith

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    1. CatDecember 1, 2015 at 8:53 PM

      I agree Mere...I laugh every time. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Lindy ThomasDecember 1, 2015 at 3:07 AM

    LOL didn't see that one coming. thanks Cat.
    Hugs Lindy

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    1. CatDecember 1, 2015 at 8:54 PM

      Ooh gotcha Lindy! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. stay at home momDecember 1, 2015 at 3:12 AM

    Hehe, I knew this one, but it gets me every time. :) Thank you for the giggle, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. CatDecember 1, 2015 at 8:54 PM

      You're welcome Nina...It makes me giggle every time I see it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Aimless RamblingDecember 1, 2015 at 8:49 AM

    I have to send this to my son-in-law. He lives the life every day and will get a chuckle.

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    1. CatDecember 1, 2015 at 8:55 PM

      Hope you son-in-law enjoys it Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. UnknownDecember 1, 2015 at 9:31 AM

    Lol. I always get a chuckle out of that one!

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    1. CatDecember 1, 2015 at 8:55 PM

      So do I Maggie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. an English RoseDecember 1, 2015 at 12:22 PM

    Oh bless, time for retirement!
    love Jan,xx

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    1. CatDecember 1, 2015 at 8:56 PM

      LOL Jan...good point! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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