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Monday, November 30, 2015

Time for School

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.

"Wake up, son.  It's time to go to school!"

"But why, Mum?  I don't want to go."

 
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."

"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!"

"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school.  Come on now and get ready."

 
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."

"Well, for one, you're 52 years old.  And for another, you're the PRINCIPAL!"

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    1. Thought you would appreciate this PK. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. LOL...I have had principals for whom this was very true...
    hugs abby

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    1. I can definitely believe that Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Cat,
    This is an old one, but it is good each time it is presented.
    Meredith

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    1. I agree Mere...I laugh every time. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. LOL didn't see that one coming. thanks Cat.
    Hugs Lindy

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    1. Ooh gotcha Lindy! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Hehe, I knew this one, but it gets me every time. :) Thank you for the giggle, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. You're welcome Nina...It makes me giggle every time I see it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. I have to send this to my son-in-law. He lives the life every day and will get a chuckle.

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    1. Hope you son-in-law enjoys it Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Lol. I always get a chuckle out of that one!

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    1. So do I Maggie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. Oh bless, time for retirement!
    love Jan,xx

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    1. LOL Jan...good point! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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