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Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Fishing

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Two blondes are in a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water.  A game warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses."

"We don't have any." replied the first woman.

"Well, if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses." said the game warden.

"But officer," replied the second girl, "we aren't fishing.  All we have are magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river."

The game warden lifted up the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line.  "Well, I know of no law against it," shrugged the game warden, "take all the debris you want." 

And with that, the game warden left.

As soon as he was out of sight, the women started laughing hysterically.  "What a dumb Fish Cop!  Doesn't he know that there are steelheads in this river?!"

16 comments:

  1. Cat,
    Thanks for the good one. I did not see that coming!!!
    Meredith

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    1. Woohoo! Gotcha Mere! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Whoa! Gotcha Sunny! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. LOL...should have seen that one coming....
    hugs abby

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    1. If you say so Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Oh gosh, I didn't see that one
    love jan,xx

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    1. LOL Gotcha Jan! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Haha, this was so far away from what I had thought. Thank you for the laugh, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. Gotcha Nina! Happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. LOL: excellent. thanks for the smile
    bottoms up
    Red

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    1. You're very welcome Red...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. laughing and laughing and laughing. What a dumb fish cop, you would think he would know about steelheads

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    1. ROLF Blondie...maybe the fish cop was a blonde also. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Of course Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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