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Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Husband Thinks He’s Funny

Here’s another giggle shared by our Sunny over at Aimless Ramblings

One evening a Husband, thinking he was funny said to his wife, ‘Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in ‘Slim Fast’.  Maybe it would take a few inches off of your behind!

His wife was not amused and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.


The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. ‘What the Heck is this?’ he said to himself as a little ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.
 
‘April’, he yelled into the bathroom, ‘Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?’

She replied with a snicker. ‘It’s not talcum powder; it’s ‘Miracle Grow’!

18 comments:

  1. I love the way she thinks!
    hugs abby

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    1. So do I Abby! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Good one Sunny! :-D

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. LoL, great come back! Bet he regrets that comment lol. Thanks Sunny and Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. I would hope he regrets it Roz. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Oh that is a great reply to him!!
    love Jan,xx

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    1. I so agree Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Super come back from his wife. Thanks Cat and SG.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. It sure was Ronnie! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. LoL, clever reply. Serves him right. Thank you for the laugh, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. I agree Nina...what a stinker! :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Hmmm...let me think...No Blondie...highly doubtful. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Ami. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Only thing more perfect for the 'little man' would be to add a grow light. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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