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Thursday, November 19, 2015

Outdoorsy Man?

 
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During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level.
 

The patient described a typical day this way:
“Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake,
drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush,
jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake,
marched up and down several rocky hills,
stood in a patch of poison ivy,
crawled out of quicksand
and took four leaks behind big trees.”

 
Inspired by the story, the doctor said,
“You must be one hell of an outdoors man!”
 

”NAH,” he replied, “I'm just a shitty golfer.”

14 comments:

  1. LoL Cat, funny. Didn't see that coming!

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Gotcha Roz! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Wow that was an unexpected ending. Thanks Cat.
    Hugs Lindy

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    1. Gotcha Lindy! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Got behind on my reading this week. This one made me smile, but the last post about men not getting depressed had me belly laughing. Thanks Cat! And Jack, too!

    Hugs, Ella

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    1. Happy you enjoyed both of them Ella. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. He is persistent isn't he Jan. ;_

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. That's one way to describe him Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. LOL. Didn't expect that. Thanks Cat.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Gotcha Ronnie! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Funny Cat! He's not bad on the eyes either!

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Minelle...nope not bad at all! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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