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Tuesday, November 17, 2015

How to Get Hired at Wal-Mart

A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. 

After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified.  He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.  Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'

The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied the interviewer.


'And, now you sir?', he asked the second man.

'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink!  It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened.  A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'

'Excellent!' said the interviewer.  'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular clich√© for speed.'



He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.

'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch.  When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant.  'Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.

The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' he said.



Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.

Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'

'WHAT!?' said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already pooped my pants.'


BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!

14 comments:

  1. Oh so funny in a 'yucky' kind of way...
    hugs abby

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Abby...even if it was a bit yucky. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. All I can say is ewe! Especially since this occurred for a young one at school today!

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    1. LOL Minelle...you and your 'ewes'. :) Sorry it happened to one of your young ones...that's not funny.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. LoL Cat, I agree, yuck but funny. Thanks for the giggle :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome Roz...happy you enjoyed it even it is was yuck. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Yuck, but at least he got the job! lol
    love Jan,xx

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    1. There is that Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. OMGosh! funny you told this one. The president of our club told it yesterday and we all collectively said eeewwww!

    Thanks for sharing Car.
    Hugs Lindy

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    1. ROFL Lindy...that is too funny. Happy you enjoyed. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Oh no. Funny though. Thanks Cat.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Ronnie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. LoL, yucky and funny. I think Bubba has a good point. :) Thank you for the giggle, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. You're welcome Nina and I agree...Bubba makes an excellent point. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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