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Monday, July 28, 2014

Date Night

One night a Scottish couple took a walk through a beautiful lit up town.
The woman says to the man, ''You want to hold my hand, don't you?''
The man says,''Yes, how did you know?''
She says, ''By the gleam in your eye.''
So they held hands.

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A little down the road the woman says to the man, ''You want to kiss me don't you?''

The man says,''Yes, how did you know?''
She says, ''By the gleam in your eye.''
So they kissed and kept walking.

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A little later the woman asks the man, ''You want to screw me don't you?''

The man says, ''How did you know? By the gleam in my eye?''
The woman says, ''No, by the tilt in your kilt.''

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extra long kilt

17 comments:

  1. LOL Cat, "tilt in your kilt" good one. Lisa

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Lisa. ;)

      Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. Tilt in the kilt - the sporran conceals or accentuates this phenomenon... depending... ;-)

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    1. LOL Irishey...also depends on if a man truly knows how to wear a sporran and if he is wearing an actual one rather than one of the girly purses. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Roz. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. Thank Cat. Made me smile.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Ronnie. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. LOL....made me think of a certain Scottish lady and smile.....
    hugs abby

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    1. Happy to give you happy thoughts and smiles Abby. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Thanks George! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. Lol, always can count on you for a good laugh. :)

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    1. Thanks for the lovely compliment Kenzie...happy to help out. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. Thanks Leigh...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

    Hugs and Blessings...
    Cat

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  9. LOL! Loved it! Thanks Cat! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie T

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Katie T. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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