One of the teachers had a kindergartener come up to her and say that he had found a frog.
The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead.
The student said it was dead.
The teacher asked how he knew.
The boy said, "I pissed in its ear."
The teacher said, "You what?"
He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, 'PSST!' and it didn't move. So it must be dead."
The teacher had to leave the room!
LOL
She was probably afraid she Psst her pants! Sorry... Couldn't help myself
ReplyDeleteP
ROFL! Oh P...that was a good one! Thank you. ;)
DeleteROFL - oh my.
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lillie
Happy you enjoyed it Lillie! ;)
DeleteHugs and Blessings,
Cat
Gosh I saw that one coming....LOL. I guess that tells you more about my day than you wanted to know!
ReplyDeleteLOL Minelle...I'm sure you could share a lot of good ones with us! Wanna post a few on your blog? ;)
DeleteOMG, I am pssssss'ing in my pants right now.
ReplyDeleteROFL! Good one Sunny! ;)
DeleteI'm with Sunny on this one! I simply have to remember it to tell in the staff room during break!
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Ami
LOL Ami...hope everyone enjoys it. ;)
DeleteHugs and Blessings,
Cat