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Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Thank You Rabbi

A priest was called away for an emergency.  Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him.

The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit and show him what to do.

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The rabbi comes and he and the priest are in the confessional.
After a few minutes a woman comes in and says "Father forgive me for I have sinned."
The priest asks "What did you do?".
The woman says "I committed adultery."
Priest: "How many times?"
Woman: "Three times."
Priest: "Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box and go and sin no more."
 
A few minutes later a man enters the confessional.
He says "Father forgive me for I have sinned."
Priest: "What did you do?"
Man: "I committed adultery."
Priest:"How many times?"
Man: "Three times."
Priest: "Say two Hail Mary's put $5 in the box and go and sin no more."
 
The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's got it so the priest leaves.
 
A few minutes later another woman enters and says "Father forgive me for I have sinned."
Rabbi: "What did you do?"
Woman: "I committed adultery."
Rabbi: "How many times?"
Woman: "Once."
Rabbi: "Go do it two more times. We have a special this week, three for $5."

10 comments:

  1. LOL...if Rabbis were hearing confessions more often...more people would go.....
    hugs abby

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    1. Good point Abby! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Snort! I was thinking that the man and woman were doing it with each other, and started on another round of three!

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    1. ROFL Minelle...love your convoluted thinking. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. LoL, oops. I was thinking along the same lines as Minelle lol

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. LOL Roz...another convoluted brain! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Oops, lets all go to him for confession,lol
    love Jan,xx

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    1. LOL Jan...like him do ya? ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. LoL, I also thought that they'd started all over again. Good Rabbi, he really wanted to be nice. :) Thank you for the giggles, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. Sheesh we do have a lot of convoluted brains out here in blogland Nina! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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