The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit and show him what to do.
The rabbi comes and he and the priest are in the confessional.
After a few minutes a woman comes in and says "Father forgive me for I have sinned."
The priest asks "What did you do?".
The woman says "I committed adultery."
Priest: "How many times?"
Woman: "Three times."
Priest: "Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box and go and sin no more."
A few minutes later a man enters the confessional.
He says "Father forgive me for I have sinned."
Priest: "What did you do?"
Man: "I committed adultery."
Priest:"How many times?"
Man: "Three times."
Priest: "Say two Hail Mary's put $5 in the box and go and sin no more."
The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's got it so the priest leaves.
A few minutes later another woman enters and says "Father forgive me for I have sinned."
Rabbi: "What did you do?"
Woman: "I committed adultery."
Rabbi: "How many times?"
Woman: "Once."
Rabbi: "Go do it two more times. We have a special this week, three for $5."
LOL...if Rabbis were hearing confessions more often...more people would go.....
ReplyDeletehugs abby
Good point Abby! ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Snort! I was thinking that the man and woman were doing it with each other, and started on another round of three!
ReplyDeleteROFL Minelle...love your convoluted thinking. ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
LoL, oops. I was thinking along the same lines as Minelle lol
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Roz
LOL Roz...another convoluted brain! ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Oops, lets all go to him for confession,lol
ReplyDeletelove Jan,xx
LOL Jan...like him do ya? ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
LoL, I also thought that they'd started all over again. Good Rabbi, he really wanted to be nice. :) Thank you for the giggles, Cat.
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Nina
Sheesh we do have a lot of convoluted brains out here in blogland Nina! ;)
DeleteHugs and blessings...Cat