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Sunday, September 13, 2015

Walking

Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 95 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $7000 per month…

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.


I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.


 
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.


The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'


If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.


I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years…just getting over the hill.


We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
AND

Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave, I look just fine. Martini glass

10 comments:

  1. So funny, really liked the walking ones lol. Thanks Cat...now, where did I put the chocolate ...

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed these Roz...hope you found your chocolate. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. I can so relate to these. Very funny.

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    1. So can I Sunny! Happy you enjoyed them. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Cat,
    I am a faithful daily walker........... walking on average of 5 - 6 miles a day........ I think I will have another cup of coffee and think about all this before I go.
    Meredith

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    1. Good gravy Mere...you tire me out just thinking of walking 5-6 miles a day! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Hi Cat, love these, and wish I had more time for some walking too. But chocolate is nice too. :) Thank you for the giggles.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. You're very welcome Nina...even though the idea of walking 5-6 miles a day like Mere tires me out, I think I would enjoy doing it. Oh yes...chocolate is very nice. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. LOL Minelle...I can believe that. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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