If a telemarketer calls,
give the telephone to
your four-year old and
tell her it's Santa!
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I've asked for their number and tell them I'll call back later. Santa's better but I don't have a 4 year old.
ReplyDeleteI don't have any little ones at home either. Hmmm. How are you acting skills? LOL
DeleteThat is so cute. That little girl looks so adorable though, who wouldn't want to talk to her for 45 minutes? :)
ReplyDeleteA telemarketer who was trying to make money and couldn't see her? She is adorable isn't she Lillie, found her pic in some stock photos. :)
DeleteMy dad always says "you're whistling dixie" and hangs up!
ReplyDeleteLove your dad's answer Minelle but was disappointed - saw "whistling dixie" and I thought you were going to say that he "whisted Dixie" for them! LOL I always love to hear how creative people can get when dealing with telemarketers. :)
DeleteHe has many more creative responses. Once when he was offered dancing lessons....(years ago) he went into great detail why he wasn't able to dance,very descriptively and politely.
DeleteROFL - Your dad sounds awesome! Is he a possible topice for a post? Thanks for sharing. :)
DeleteI shared this with Christina once. My grandfather kept a whistle by the phone, whenever they called he would blow it in their ear.
ReplyDeleteOh BB - smart man, your grandfather. Love it!
DeleteHeh...that's a great idea. Don't even need Santa, just hand the phone to a child and tell them to talk.
ReplyDeleteGreat point Susie since little ones love to talk on the phone. :)
DeleteWhen they ask how I'm doing, I launch into my day...started late, how long we searched for a shoe and all the places we searched for that shoe, the cat drank my coffee, toilet overflowed, my husband yelling that he couldn't find any pants. I don't take a breath. Sometimes I'm a little disappointed when they hang up. :)
ReplyDeleteROFL - I bow to your brilliance Rogue!!!
DeleteI am next to Cat also bowing!!!
Delete:) BB
DeleteCute. ;-)
ReplyDeleteIrishey
;-) Irishey
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