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I love the perfect solutions. I am not sure they would work though. LOL
ReplyDeleteAny time you give a man a target, he has to aim for it sunnygirl! LOL
DeleteI have wondered the same thing..why can't men "hit the spot?" A lighted toilet? Not a bad idea, lol. Have a great weekend, Cat :)
ReplyDeleteHaven't got a clue CG - maybe because it's not a target? I love the lighted toilet idea - am going to see if there is really any way to make that work. LOL
DeleteWishing you and Blue and great weekend also CG.
Well we potty trained our boys by giving them targets (cheerios) to aim at in the bowl. It worked for a long time. Somehow they have lost their aim. My daugher and I have decided to take one bathroom and the boys can have the other. Thanks for the laugh. Have a great weekend
ReplyDeleteGood idea Blondie - never thought of giving them cereal targets when I was potty training my boys. Womens/Mens bathrooms work for me. My question is who has to clean the Mens bathroom? LOL
DeleteThanks and you have a great weekend also.
I used Fruit Loops with my son. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI'd tell you the story of how, barely a few months into my previous 26+ years with my ex-husband, he chose to sit to pee instead of clean up after himself every time, but you'd never believe me if I told you the alternative I presented if he failed to choose one of those two options.
I enjoy coming here to visit with you, Cat. :-)
Irishey
Sure I'd believe you Irishey, would love to hear the story and I'm sure everyone else would also. LOL You're are always welcome to visit, I love your comments.
DeleteLol! Thanks, Cat.
DeleteI waited for him to depart the bathroom, then invited him back in to watch as I put toilet paper squares all over the bowl rim, undersides of the seat and lid, and about a foot out from the base on the floor and up around the base. The damp yellow spatter was evident then. I explained it was inexcusable that he thought I should have to walk through urine, possibly get my hair in urine if it touched the underside of the lid, that my hems would be in it, and I had to sit in the middle of a urine spray. Then I said:
Fair is fair. Either you ensure I don't have to wash the toilet and floor before using the restroom, or the next time and every time thereafter I find THIS waiting for me, I will pee in your shoes, on your clean clothing, inside your cap and on your truck seat so that you, too, can walk in it, wear it, get it in your hair and sit in it.
He never cleaned a toilet, but I never worried when I went to the restroom that I would have to walk in his urine or I might be sitting in it or having it touch me. I'm not given to idle threats, but when I say I'm going to do something, I follow through.
I shouldn't have had to mention this, multiple times, nevermind offer to react in kind. Sigh...
Irishey
I bow to your brilliance while ROFL!
DeleteFound you! Not sure why I hadn't before. Sorry...and thanks for leaving me a comment so I could!
ReplyDeleteWelcome Susie, happy you found me. I love reading about your journey with MM. Feel free to come back anytime. BWT, has MM's hand stopped itching? ;-D
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