Think I’m going to start a t-shirt business. I will print the many words that endanger some posteriors and the “Smart A$$” comments that you would really like to make during certain stressful moments but know that your tush is safer if left unsaid. They will be available in numerous colors/sizes and WHATEVER combination of words you would like.
Until I get this business off the ground (probably the second Tuesday of next week), feel free to bookmark this post and read your favorite(s) OUT LOUD if you feel the need. Remember, you are not “saying” them, you are simply reading a blog post. :D
NO!
WHATEVER!
I HEAR you.
Blah, Blah, Blah
Ya think?
No thanks, been there, done that, have the red tush to prove it.
What's wrong with you?
You’re crazy!
Is that all you got?That didn't hurt.
Is that supposed to hurt?
Attitude? I ain't got no stinkin' Attitude!
That does NOT count!
Pay attention!
We’ll see.
And your point is...
Alright, Already!
Now would I do that?Nah, not me.
Well, what about what you did?
At least I didn't...
Because you're crazy?
I only said...
Yadda, Yadda, Yadda
That's not a rule!"
Just get it over with why dontcha!
I'm NOT sulking.
I'm not speaking to you!
Like that's really going to work.
Who me?
Okay. Fine!
Fine! Just Fine!
Are you INSANE?
Are you HIGH?!!!
Have you started yet?
You are SO not fair!
Bring It On!You missed a spot.
Are you done yet?
Are you serious?
Picky. Picky. Picky.
You never listen!
I do NOT deserve it!
We're having a “conversation” now?
Are you kidding me?!!!!
It’s not my fault!
Well, duh.
I can’t help it. (for Joanie)
I didn’t mean to. (for Joanie)
You can't do that! (for Cowgirl Up)
Probably deserves a spanking,
but really needs a hug! (for Lillie)
but really needs a hug! (for Lillie)
Hellloo? (for Stormy)
Don't spank me when I'm talking to you! (for Stormy)
You are MEAN! (for Stormy)
YOU, YOU, OGRE!! (for Stormy)
And for the men so they don’t constantly have to repeat themselves, I will provide the following:
Do you think this is in your best interest?
This is for your own good.
You did WHAT?
We’re going to fix this now!
Don't even think about it.
Who do you obey?
It’s very clear to me what you need.
Do you really want to go there?
Who’s in charge?
Are you honestly asking me that?
How many times do I have to tell you…!
Stop that RIGHT NOW!
Who takes care of you?
WHAT did you say?
We can do this all day/night. (for Lillie)
Come Here! (for Cowgirl Up)
Hold Still! (for Cowgirl Up)
Was it worth it? (for Stormy)
You aren't just stubborn, you are bull-headed! (for Stormy)
Really? So that's how it’s going to go for you, huh? (for Stormy)
If you don't see your favorite, leave your request in a comment and I will be more than happy to add it.
Enjoy! ;)
Lol My son actually has a shirt that says "and your point is..." I need one that says "I can't help it" or "I didn't mean to".
ReplyDeleteAdded both of your requests to the list Joanie. :)
DeleteI love them Cat. My favourite is "you missed a spot" - that made me laugh out loud. :D
ReplyDeleteIan's HoH saying is:
We can do this all night/day.
:)
Lillie, make sure you keep that one in your head only, doesn't work out to well when you open your mouth and let it roll out. And yes, I do know from experience! Added Ian's saying to the list for you.
DeleteI am going with "Whatever" since I can say it too. Smile.
ReplyDeleteYou can say "whatever" Minelle? Wow!
DeleteLove all of them. So clever. I'm on board to be a consumer.
ReplyDeleteThanks Sunny. My red tush didn't think they were so clever but the little devil on my shoulder did. LOL If the 2nd Tuesday of next week ever comes around, I will happily add you as a consumer.
DeleteCat, cute post. I wanted to thank you for stopping by my blog as of late and your nice comments to me. I clicked just now to follow you. Warm Regards, SNP
ReplyDeleteHey SNP - thank you. I really love your blog, which I found, forgot to bookmark, and just recently came across again - still learning my way around blogland. Find a blog I like and then lose it. LOL
DeleteThanks for popping in - feel free to come back anytime.
Take care,
Cat
...read your favorites out loud...you are not saying them, you're just reading a blog...
ReplyDeleteHa! You wouldn't be encouraging anyone to put their toes right up against that line, maybe nudge it a little? Lol!
Irishey
Me? Would I do that? I can't help it if my toes love that to nudge and sometimes dance on that line and there are a few others around blogland like me. Just giving them a "hint" - NEVER encouragement. See the difference Irishey? LOL
DeleteI see you're going for the group defense: "But everybody else is doing it!"
DeleteHint? Bwahahahaha! Difference noted.
Hey, you know, I've seen "hint" several times on blogs:
Is that a hint?! (Turns out it never is.)
That was NOT a hint! (Darn.)
Irishey
The second Tuesday of the week, huh? Hey, that gives me a great answer for when Blue asks when I'm going to get *fill in the blank* done! Thanks Cat! Kidding, just kidding, lol!
ReplyDeleteMost recently for me is "You can't do that!" Turns out, yes he can do that....
I think Blue's favorite would be "Come Here!" or maybe "Hold Still!"
Yup CG - doubt if Blue would see the humor in that answer. LOL Added your requests to the list.
DeleteFunny post!
ReplyDeleteMy ogre often says "Was it worth it?" "You aren't just stubborn, you are bull-headed!" "Really? So that's how its going to go for you, huh?"
I say "Hellloo?" "Don't spank me when I'm talking to you!" "You are MEAN!" "YOU, YOU, OGRE!!" (he takes that as a compliment.)
Thanks Stormy! I added yours and Ogres sayings to the list. Apologies that they are smaller - Blogger is hating on me today and not cooperating! grrrrr
DeleteHi Cat love love your post . Vic wants one that says Don't walk Away when I am Talking to you or Get back here I' m Not Done Thanks for the giggles
ReplyDeleteStill love this so much! Classic lol..
ReplyDeleteLOL Stormy...one of these days, I am going to start a t-shirt business with these. Or maybe I'll just start putting some of them on my small paintings. ;)
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