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Wednesday, June 15, 2016
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist so they put up a sign reading: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones : Hysterias and Posteriors. The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids. This was also not acceptable so they again changed the sign to read Catatonics and High Colonics…no go.
Next they tried Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives…thumbs down again.
Then came Minds and Behinds…still no good.
Another attempt resulted in Lost Souls and Butt Holes…unacceptable again!
So they tried Nuts and Butts…no way.
Freaks and Cheeks…still no good.
Loons and Moons…forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:
Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones…Specializing in Odds and Ends.
Everybody loved it.