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Sunday, June 19, 2016

Adoption

A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency.



Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.

The couple produces photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.



The social workers raise concerns about the education a child would receive while in the couple's care.

"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin, and computer skills."



Then the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus environment.

"Our nanny is a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet."





The social workers are finally satisfied.

They ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"

"It doesn't really matter, as long the kid fits in the cannon."


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12 comments:

  1. Gah! Cat that is just sooooo........LOL!

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. OMG, so funny. I really should have seen that coming lol. Thanks for the giggle Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Gotcha, Roz! Happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Lol Cat, made me giggle
    love Jan, xx

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    1. Happy to make you giggle, Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Oh Cat. Made me laugh. Thanks.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're welcome, Ronnie...happy to make you laugh. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Oh Cat that is a good one. Made me giggle!
    Hugs Lindy

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    1. Happy you enjoyed the giggle, Lindy. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Yup! Couldn't have said it better, Rose. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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