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Saturday, June 11, 2016

Curious Little Johnny

Here’s another giggle courtesy of our darlin’ Ami over at Ami's Starsong.



Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods.  Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.


'Mummy, I was at the playground and I  saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her skirt.  Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt  Jane...'

At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an interesting story, let's save the rest of it for supper-time.  I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'


At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story.

Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.  I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.  Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the oil rigs.'


Mummy fainted! Surprised smile

Moral:
Sometimes you need to just shut up and listen to the whole story…
before you interrupt! 
 Laughing out loud

12 comments:

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Cat,
    One word......... Amen!
    Meredith

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    1. Good word, Mere! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. LOL talk about a twist at the end :)

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    1. Good twist wasn't it, Fondles. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. LoL, oops, love the twist. Thank you Ami and Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Roz...good twist wasn't it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Oops- sauce- goose!
    You know who is still laughing!

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    1. LOL Minelle...I imagine it was your Scotsman who was still laughing. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. OOPSY!!! LOL! Right back at her!

    Too funny, Cuz! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Cuz...Oopsy is one way of putting it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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