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Friday, June 17, 2016

Idiotic Warning Labels

Baby Storage
Thanks to the constant threat of lawsuits, almost every product has some sort of warning label. Some of these warnings are actually useful, but the rest are either obvious or just plain stupid. Enjoy looking at some of the most idiotic warning labels in this gallery! There's obviously a reason why there's a Gerber baby and not a Rubbermaid baby.
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Proper Drinking Procedure
Really Pepsi? If you can open the bottle then it's pretty safe to say you know how to drink properly.
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Dogaholic
In the case that your dog is an alcoholic, don't let it operate any heavy machinery while it's on these pills.
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Eye Shadow
Good thing Canadians get free health care. Apparently they like to burn themselves with their hair straighteners.
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Pizza Popsicle
Is a frozen pizza really so appetizing that someone would try to eat it before it's cooked? Anyone that stupid should stick to Pizza Hut.
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Rolling Joke
Stick to the subway and don't get on a skateboard if this warning label is a surprise to you!
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Seriously?
Ouch! What moron tried to shove a Black & Decker up his pecker?
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Brain Cream
If you're brain is exposed enough to get this cream on it, then you probably have bigger health concerns.
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Bath Time
Who hasn't thought about going to a local laundromat and jumping into a washing machine for fun?
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Look Ma, No Fingers!
You'll earn a quick trip to the hospital if this chainsaw label wasn't already obvious.
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Ironing Board Abs
Just take a trip to The Gap and buy a new shirt if you're dumb enough to iron your clothes while you wear them.
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Pea-Nuts!
Oh really? I thought this can of Planter's Peanuts was peanut-free...
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iTasty
No one could resist eating the Apple iPod Shuffle, it's almost as tasty as the MacBook Pro.
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Blank Check
Using this pen to sign your checks may seem like a good way to get free stuff...until the FBI and IRS show up at your door.
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Sleepyhead
It's not a great idea to use Vidal Sassoon dryers while sleepwalking.

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Courtesy of chacha

16 comments:

  1. Okay then. Makes me wonder about the future

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    1. You and me both, Rose...scary isn't it.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. the US is such a litigious society. any retard can do anything and if the instructions don't say you can't do something, an ambulance chasing lawyer will take the case and sue some company for millions. buy yourself a power tool and read the instructions and look at the many warnings. it is very stupid the stuff people know they shouldnt do and do anyways and sue and get millions. horrible. our gene pool is very shallow these days.

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    1. I so agree with you, Baxter...it's ridiculous and scary! Have you seen the movie "Idiocracy"? Basically, an average man and woman are selected for a secret military experiment to put them into hibernation for a year. However the project is forgotten about and the base they are stored on is closed. The finally wake up 500 years in the future where they discover the average intelligence of humans has decreased so much that Joe is now the smartest man in the world!

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. oh i've seen many a silly warning label too! thanks for sharing.

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    1. You're welcome, Fondles...really have to wonder how idiots get these ideas because these warning labels are created as a direct result of someone's stupidity. :(

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Oh and do not forget that candles are hot...

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    1. LOL Anon...good one! Thanks for sharing.

      Blessings...Cat

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  5. LoL Cat, so funny. People need to be told this stuff...seriously? lol

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed these, Roz. Unfortunately, stupidity seems to abound. :(

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. We laugh but I bet there are some folks who tried one or more of these things at one time.

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    1. I won't take that bet, Sunny because I'm sure that these warnings as well as others are a directly result of a lawsuit brought on by stupidity. *sigh*

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. That penis one? Smh.
    Now the frozen pizza one isn't as hard to believe.... Lol maybe a teen too hungry to wait? Just a thought....

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    1. Have to wonder why they thought sticking a screw driver up a penis was a good idea, Minelle. Really doubt the frozen pizza was a hungry teen...we do expect them to be stupid. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. Cat,
    All I have to say is.........good grief!

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    1. That's one way of putting it, Mere. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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