Thanks to the constant threat of lawsuits, almost every product has some sort of warning label. Some of these warnings are actually useful, but the rest are either obvious or just plain stupid. Enjoy looking at some of the most idiotic warning labels in this gallery! There's obviously a reason why there's a Gerber baby and not a Rubbermaid baby.
Proper Drinking Procedure
Really Pepsi? If you can open the bottle then it's pretty safe to say you know how to drink properly.
In the case that your dog is an alcoholic, don't let it operate any heavy machinery while it's on these pills.
Good thing Canadians get free health care. Apparently they like to burn themselves with their hair straighteners.
Is a frozen pizza really so appetizing that someone would try to eat it before it's cooked? Anyone that stupid should stick to Pizza Hut.
Stick to the subway and don't get on a skateboard if this warning label is a surprise to you!
Ouch! What moron tried to shove a Black & Decker up his pecker?
If you're brain is exposed enough to get this cream on it, then you probably have bigger health concerns.
Who hasn't thought about going to a local laundromat and jumping into a washing machine for fun?
Look Ma, No Fingers!
You'll earn a quick trip to the hospital if this chainsaw label wasn't already obvious.
Ironing Board Abs
Just take a trip to The Gap and buy a new shirt if you're dumb enough to iron your clothes while you wear them.
Oh really? I thought this can of Planter's Peanuts was peanut-free...
No one could resist eating the Apple iPod Shuffle, it's almost as tasty as the MacBook Pro.
Using this pen to sign your checks may seem like a good way to get free stuff...until the FBI and IRS show up at your door.
It's not a great idea to use Vidal Sassoon dryers while sleepwalking.
Courtesy of chacha