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Saturday, June 4, 2016

Sisters of St. Norton

Here’s a fun oldie!   Winking smile

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. NORTON
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES


He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon he sees another sign which says:

SISTERS OF ST. NORTON
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES


Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real.  Then he drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST, NORTON
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT


His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. NORTON


He climbs the steps and rings the bell.

The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"

He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."

"Very well, my son. Please follow me."


He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented.  The nun stops at a closed door, and tells the man, "Please knock on this door."


He does as he is told and this door is answered by another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup. This nun instructs, "Please place $50 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway."


He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup. He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him.


As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign:

GO IN PEACE
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
BY THE SISTERS OF ST. NORTON
nun 2

11 comments:

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Mala. Oh and if I didn't say it before, welcome to my blog and blogland.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Hi Cat, giggling, you can't beat a nun!
    love Jan, xx

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    1. But they sure can beat you can't they, Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Cat that made me laugh, so funny.
    Hugs Lindy

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Lindy. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you thought so, Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Too funny Cat. I love the naughty nun gif at the bottom.
    Rosie xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Rosie. The naughty nun gif is one of my favorites and enjoy inserting whenever I have a nun giggle it will fit in. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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