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Thursday, June 2, 2016

Horseback Riding

If you’ve visited Meredith over at New Twist, After All These Years, you know she is lucky enough to have an assistant, “L”, who sends her lovely pictures. Somehow, I was lucky enough to receive a giggle from her via Mere to share with all y’all. Hope you enjoy.  Thank you so much "L"! Smile
 
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor prior experience.  She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion.  It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle.
 
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.  She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway.  The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
 
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.  Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground.
 
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness, when to her great fortune…Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma, and unplugs the horse.
 
And you thought all they did was say Hello.

22 comments:

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Mala. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Thanks again, L. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Had a bit of a rough time, didn't she, Rose. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Cat,
    This was a funny one. Thanks,
    Meredith

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Mere...thanks for forwarding it. ;)
      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Thanks for the giggle, Cat and Leah.
    Rosie xx

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    1. You're very welcome, Rosie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. LOL Cat. That's a good one. Thanks both.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Ronnie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  9. This is bad. Almost offensive, but it could almost be true to life. Lol

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    1. LOL Blondie...you totally crack me up. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Even with a blonde husband and daughter, eh, Sunny? ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  11. Ohhhhh.... WOW! Wasn't expecting that one! LOL! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie

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    1. Gotcha, Katie! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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