Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her.
When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic.
He immediately started asking her out when they got home.
Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums.
Ed became convinced that Nancy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.
On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Nancy to a fine restaurant.
While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"
Nancy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."
Ed said, "I bet it's because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."
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Too Funny
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That's great!
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LoL Cat, he definitely lives, breaths and eats golf!
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Roz
Got that right Roz. ;)
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Lol !!!
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Happy you enjoyed it Jan. ;)
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LoL, he is definitely into golf. Thank you for the giggle, Cat.
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Nina
Got that right Nina...happy you enjoyed it. ;)
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Very good Cat. Thanks for the laugh.
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Ronnie
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You're welcome Ronnie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)
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Very funny Cat.
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Happy you enjoyed it Lindy. ;)
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As soon as she said 'hooker', i knew....made me laugh...have a good week.
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Happy to help you laugh Abby. ;)
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A Monday smile from Cat!
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You are very welcome Ella...so happy to help you smile. ;)
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LOL Mere...So happy I was able to share one that Jack enjoyed as much I we enjoy some of the giggles he has shared. ;)
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