A man named Bill died. In his will, he asked for an elaborate funeral and his will allocated $100,000 dollars to cover its expenses.
As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Nancy turned to her oldest and dearest friend.
"Ah well, Bill would be pleased," she said.
"You're right," replied Mary, who lowered her voice and leaned in close.
"So go on, how much did this really cost?'"
"All of it," said Nancy. "One hundred thousand."
"Oh no!!" Mary exclaimed, "I mean, it was very grand, but $100,000?!!"
Nancy answered, "Well the funeral was $12,000. I donated $1,500 to church. The whisky, wine and snacks were another $1,500... and the rest went for the Memorial Stone."
Mary computed quickly.
"For the love of God Nancy, $85,000 for a Memorial Stone?
HOW BIG IS IT?"
So Nancy showed her...
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Works for me!
Now that's my idea of a memorial stone! LoL. I guess Nancy will certainly remember Bill :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for another great giggle Cat and Jack.
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Roz
I agree Roz...I would certainly remember with a rock like that! ;)
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That's not a stone. That's a rock! You two should have your own talk show.
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Ella
LOL Ella...good point. Hmmm...not sure about a talk show. ;)
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Cat,
ReplyDeleteWhen he showed that one to me this mroning, I told Jack you would love it.
Meredith
And you were so right Mere! :D
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Yeah, I agree. That's a rock! good one.
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed it Alison. ;)
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Hi Cat, I like the idea for this memorial stone/rock. Clever Nancy. :)
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Nina
I agree Nina...Nancy is very clever. ;)
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Thanks Cat and Jack. Chuckling.
ReplyDeleteHappy to give you a chuckle Sunny. ;)
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