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Saturday, August 1, 2015

Miscellaneous Giggles

Meredith’s Jack over at New Twist, After All These Years is at it again…has actually been very prolific…so here are a few giggles from him.  Hope you enjoy!

Valuable Pictures
The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon, "I have some good news and I have some bad news".

The tycoon replies, "I’ve had an awful day, so let's hear the good news first”.

The lawyer says, “Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today and she figures now they are worth a minimum of $10 million”.

The tycoon replies enthusiastically, “Well done, very good news indeed!  You've just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”

The lawyer answers, “The pictures are of you and your secretary”.


Golf Ball Marker
Golfer walks into the pro shop at the local course and asks the golf pro if they sell ball markers.
The golf pro says they do, and they are $1.00.
The guy gives the golf pro a dollar.
The golf pro opens the register, puts the dollar in, and hands him a dime to use as the marker.

This economic model is also used by the governments.
golfer in the weeds


 This guy is Alvaro Alfonso de Miranda Neto, a professional golfer:

pro golfer p1

He was married to  ---  this woman:

pro golfer p2

pro golfer p3

Her name is Cibele Dorsa.  She is a Brazilian swimsuit, Victoria's Secret, and Playboy model.

He divorced her because he fell in love with this woman:

pro golfer p4

These two are very happily married right now:

pro golfer p5

Some people argue that love is blind.
This story clearly proves it...
It proves that men are capable of real love;
truly seeing a person’s inner beauty,
not basing their decisions solely on looks.

Oh, by the way...
The new girl is Athina Onassis.
She's worth 12 billion dollars.
Kinda brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?
Men are like that, you know...


  1. Cat,
    I think the last one is my favorite. Money talks!

    1. Money does seem to talk Mere but I hope for that poor girl's sake that he actually loves her...she's had an awfully rough life.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

  2. LoL Jack and Cat, love the first one! Thank you both for the giggle :) Keep em coming Jack:)


    1. Happy you enjoyed it Roz. Jack is sending some good ones isn't he. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. You're welcome Sunny...happy you enjoyed them. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

  4. LoL, these are all funny, but somehow the one with the ball marker is best. I guess because of all the weird things governments do. Thank you for sharing Cat and Jack.



    1. Happy you enjoyed them Nina...yup...the government does do weird cost-prohibitive things don't then. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

  5. LOL Jack and Cat, these are all funny. Lisa

    1. Happy you enjoyed them Lisa. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

  6. Great funnies Jack and Cat! Love them!

    1. Happy you enjoyed them Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat


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