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Wednesday, August 12, 2015

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Here’s another joke courtesy of our darlin’ Ami over at Ami's Starsong.

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been with a woman.


After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.  She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian outback as a bush tracker.


They end up getting married.


On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities.


When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, almost naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.


"What's happened?" she asks.



"Well Sheila I've never been with a woman," he says, "but if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get !!


She only specified not being with a woman…didn’t say anything about critters. Winking smile

12 comments:

  1. Ugh! Ugh! Lol
    Thanks Ami and Cat, now I have an interesting image in my head!

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    1. LOL Minelle...happy to help put that interesting image in your head. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Ugh but it did make me smile. Thanks both.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're welcome Ronnie...even if it did make you go ugh. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Ugh, that's cringe making!!
    love Jan,xx

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    1. LOL Jan...cringe making is it? ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Oh, LoL..and eww. Glad it's not just Kiwi's and sheep jokes lol. Thanks Ami and Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. LOL Roz...happy you enjoyed it. Now would I post a Kiwi and sheep joke? *snicker* ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. I agree Cuz! UGH and ICK! LOLOL! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie T

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    1. Ugh and ick but ya still laughed Cuz. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Uhg, ew, lol, all of it at once. Thank you for the giggle, Cat. You have no idea how glad I am at the moment that I can come here for the funnies.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Nina...even if it was uhg and eww along with the giggles. Happy to be able to help you smile a bit. Take care of yourself.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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