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Sunday, August 2, 2015

The Pastor's Ass

brown donkey

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.  The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.
 
The local paper read:  
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
 

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
 
The next day the local paper headline read:  
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
 
 

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.  The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.
 
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:  
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
 

The Bishop fainted.  He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.  
 
The next day the paper read:  
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
 

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
 
The next day the headlines read:  
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
 

The Bishop was buried the next day.
 

The moral of the story is...
being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery...
even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
 
Stop
worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be
a lot happier and live longer!

spanking


14 comments:

  1. ROFLMAO! Oh this is too funny and then you gave us a reflection also. Is this what you call a two for one? Lisa

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    1. Happy you enjoyed the 2fer Lisa. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. This is the best! Oh so very true!!

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    1. Happy you think so Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. ROFLMAO, this was so funny, loved it! Great message too :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Roz...great message isn't it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. I caught on to the trend by the selling of her ass..funny...and with a great message...a win/win.
    hugs abby

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    1. You caught on quicker than some Abby...happy you see the win/win in this post. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Really enjoyed this Cat - thanks for sharing

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    1. You're welcome Sunny...happy you enjoyed it.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. LoL, love it, and the moral is definitely true. Thank you for the good laugh, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. So happy you enjoyed the story and the moral Nina. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Hahahahahaaaaa!!! Love it! Thanks for sharing! :)

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    1. You're welcome Lilli...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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