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Saturday, August 29, 2015

Men

Meredith’s Jack over at New Twist, After All These Years is at it again.  Hope you enjoy!


Pharmacist to customer...
"Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription...Simply showing marriage certificate and wife's picture is not enough".



A prospective husband in a book store…
“Do you have a book called, ‘Husband – the Master of the House’?

 Sales Girl...
“Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”



Someone asked an old man...
“Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – darling, honey, luv. What’s the secret?"

Old man...
"I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her."

20 comments:

  1. The first two are funny...last one is probably true for many...
    hugs abby

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them Abby...yup, good point. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. LoL, these are all great, love them all! Thanks Cat and Jack for the giggle. Hope you are having a wonderful weekend :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome Roz...happy you enjoyed them. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. These are so funny. If Ty starts calling me nick names I might have to see if he has forgotten my name.

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    1. LOL Blondie...good idea. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. I understand the last one. I too have difficulty remembering names. They usually come up after some time though.
    Thans for all your nice and funny posts, Cat.

    appy

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    1. I have always had trouble with names Appy but do think I would not forget a hubby's name. ;) Thank you for the lovely compliment...so happy you enjoy the posts.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Thanks Cat and Jack for the jokes. Wonderful laugh.
    Lindy x

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    1. You're welcome Lindy...happy you enjoyed them. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. Oh these are all great! Hope you have a great Sunday
    love Jan,xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  9. Hi Cat, I love them all. Thank you for the giggle.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. You're very welcome Nina...happy you enjoyed them. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. LOL Mere...just remember...if Jack starts calling you nicknames, you might want to make sure he still knows your name. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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