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Sunday, August 9, 2015

Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking...

Here’s another joke courtesy of our darlin’ Ami over at Ami's Starsong.


"Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.
 
"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing."
 
And they did.
 
 
"Well done, son!  Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing."
 
And they did.
 
 
"Now we eat everybody."
 
And they did.
 
 
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"
 
 
His wise father replied, "Because they taste better if you scare the shit out of them first!"

Nyah-Nyah

14 comments:

  1. Yuck!!!!
    Okay maybe it was a little funny.

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    1. LOL Sunny...just a little funny eh? ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Oh my, this is both funny and eww lol. Thanks Ami and Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome Roz...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. LOL...smart sharks!
    hugs abby

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    1. Sure are Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. LOL Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Yep yucky but it did make me smile. Thanks.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Happy it made you smile Ronnie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. LoL, definitely eww and funny! Thank you for the good laugh, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. You're welcome Nina...even if it was eww and funny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. That's what I was thinking Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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