If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
~Jay Leno~
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
~Henry Cate, VII~
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office
~Aesop~
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.
~Will Rogers~
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
~Nikita Khrushchev~
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
~Clarence Darrow~
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.
~Author unknown~
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
~John Quinton~
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
~Oscar Ameringer~
I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
~Adlai Stevenson, 1952~
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
~ Tex Guinan~
I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
~Charles de Gaulle~
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
~Doug Larson~
There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on Congressmen.
~Will Rogers~
I'm glad you could use these. I still think they are funny.
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing them Sunny...they are funny...sad but funny.
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Funny, but a few in a sad way...
ReplyDeletehugs abby
I agree Abby. ;)
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They are funny but actually that in itself is a bit sad !
ReplyDeletelove Jan,xx
Good point Jan. ;)
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These are funny. Thanks Sunny and Cat :)
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Roz
You're very welcome Roz...happy you enjoyed them. ;)
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Hi Cat, these are funny, too bad that some are too close to the truth. :) Thank you for the giggle, Cat.
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Nina
You're very welcome Nina and I agree...some are a bit to close for comfort aren't they.
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omg, these are great. These are probably most of the reasons I didn't get too much into politics, I never wanted to be around those that were described here (which is the majority it seems). Thanks for sharing
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome Blondie and I agree...way too many politicians fit these.
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