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Friday, August 7, 2015

Baby Exam

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.

The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal.  The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.

"Breast fed," the woman replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor asked. She did.


He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.


Motioning for her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is under weight! You don't have any milk."



"I know," she said, "I'm his grandmother, but I'm glad I came."





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8 comments:

  1. Aimless RamblingAugust 7, 2015 at 7:04 PM

    We grannies get our jollies in all sorts of ways.

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    1. CatAugust 9, 2015 at 10:51 PM

      Works for me Sunny! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. abbyAugust 7, 2015 at 8:51 PM

    Oh my....laughed out loud.....
    hugs abby

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    1. CatAugust 9, 2015 at 10:51 PM

      Happy you enjoyed it Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. RozAugust 8, 2015 at 4:39 AM

    OMG, didn't see that coming lol. Good on granny :) Thanks for the giggle Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. CatAugust 9, 2015 at 10:52 PM

      Gotcha Roz! Happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. stay at home momAugust 8, 2015 at 7:51 AM

    LoL, good one! The pictures of mom and mil were immediately there when I read the last line. Dunno if I should tell them this joke, but it will make me smile when I see them next time. Thank you for the giggles, Cat. :)

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. CatAugust 9, 2015 at 10:53 PM

      Happy you enjoyed it Nina. If you decide to tell this joke to your mom or MIL, please let us know their reaction. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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