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Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Doctors

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist so they put up a sign reading: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones : Hysterias and Posteriors.  The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids. This was also not acceptable so they again changed the sign to read Catatonics and High Colonics…no go.

Next they tried Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives…thumbs down again.
   
Then came Minds and Behinds…still no good.
 
Another attempt resulted in Lost Souls and Butt Holes…unacceptable again!
 
So they tried Nuts and Butts…no way.

Freaks and Cheeks…still no good.
 
Loons and Moons…forget it.


Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:
Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones…Specializing in Odds and Ends.


Everybody loved it.




12 comments:

  1. Cat, I work with doctors everyday. We made them all over into Charlie Brown characters, and it was so funny. Dr. Lucy, Dr. Linus, Dr. Peppermint Patty...

    Thanks for the smile,
    Ella

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    1. LOL Ella...sounds like a fun place to work. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy to help you smile, Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. LoL Cat, too funny. They all get my vote lol

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them, Roz...they are all good aren't they. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. LOL. Made me smile. Thanks Cat.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're welcome, Ronnie...happy you enjoyed them. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. If at first you don't succeed, try try again.

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    1. Got that right, Sunny! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Hilarious. I really wouldn't mind knowing my doctors had a sense of humour!

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    1. I agree, Fondles...I enjoy my doctors having a sense of humor. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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