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Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Questions and Answers…

JACK (age 4) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.  After a while he asked: “Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?”
 
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.  Granny replied she was so old she didn’t remember any more.  Melanie said, “If you don’t remember, you must look in the back of your underwear.  Mine say five to six.”
 
STEVEN (age 6) hugged and kissed his Mom good night: “I love you so much that when you die I’m going to bury you outside my bedroom window.”
 
BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted an aspirin.  She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle.  Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she’d have to open it for her.  Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: “How does it know it’s me?”
 
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. “Please don’t give me this juice again,” she said, “It makes my teeth cough.”
 
DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: “How much do I cost?”
 
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried when his Mom asked what was troubling him.  He replied, “I don’t know what’ll happen with this bed when I get married.  How will my wife fit in it?”
 
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that was hugging and kissing in a restaurant.  Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: “Why is he whispering in her mouth?”

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew.  Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, “Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?”


12 comments:

  1. Oh- that last one is bad!! I'd die if a kid said that to me!

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    1. LOL Minelle...you don't have to worry about that one.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. I would cost a lot going by the numbers on my weighing scale! LOL thanks for the laughs.

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    1. Oh so would I, Fondles! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. I think I am expensive too!
    love Jan, xx

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    1. I know I am, Jan! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Oh my, so funny. These are priceless. Love the first and last ones lol. Thank you for the giggle Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them, Roz...can't pick a favorite...they all crack me up. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Ah..the innocence, and sometimes...the wisdom of children.
    hugs abby

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    1. LOL Abby...that's one way of putting it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. very cute...I think I recall teasing that one was vanilla and one was chocolate when I was nursing... :-) Hugs

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    1. LOL Terps...that will work also. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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