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Monday, January 19, 2015

Missing Wife

A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing.


Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.


Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.


Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.


Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.


Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.


Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door. 

At this point the husband started choking up.


Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.


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14 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 19, 2015 at 8:58 PM

    Oh, Cat,
    I needed that laugh this evening.
    Thanks,
    Meredith

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    1. CatJanuary 20, 2015 at 8:40 PM

      You're very welcome Mere...also sending so positive energy your way. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. RozJanuary 20, 2015 at 12:10 AM

    LoL Cat, love it! Thanks for the giggle :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. CatJanuary 20, 2015 at 8:42 PM

      So happy you enjoyed it Roz. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. Minielle LabraunJanuary 20, 2015 at 6:24 AM

    True, true! Lol. Good laugh!

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    1. CatJanuary 20, 2015 at 8:43 PM

      Happy you enjoyed it Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. an English RoseJanuary 20, 2015 at 8:58 AM

    Hi Cat, oops he's not a dd husband!! lol
    love Jan,xx

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    1. CatJanuary 20, 2015 at 8:43 PM

      LOL Jan...nope, don't think he is. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. Aimless RamblingJanuary 20, 2015 at 9:49 AM

    How sad but true, unfortunately.

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    1. CatJanuary 20, 2015 at 8:44 PM

      Got that right Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. stay at home momJanuary 20, 2015 at 11:16 AM

    LoL, Jan is right, this man is not a dd husband! Great joke, thank you for the giggles, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. CatJanuary 20, 2015 at 8:45 PM

      I agree Nina...if he is a DD husband, he's very new and not observant. Happy you enjoyed. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. Han Jansz. van MeegerenJanuary 22, 2015 at 3:24 PM

    Well, that man sure did know his cars...
    I'm sure she loved driving in it sometimes as well.

    Thanks Cat,
    Han

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    1. CatJanuary 22, 2015 at 7:31 PM

      You are right Han...he did know his cars. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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