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Monday, January 5, 2015

Little Johnny at it Again!

A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

 
Little Johnny says "I want to be a billionaire,  Money_Cash  going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me,  outrageous-billionaire-purchases  give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks,  ferrari-219  an apartment in Hawaii, apartment in Hawaii2  a mansion in Paris,  640px-Scott_mansion_tx_2010  a jet to travel through Europe,  Amazing Fighter Aircrafts HD Wallpapers  an Infinite Visa Card infinite and to make love to her  couple-in-bed-008  three times a day".
 

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.
 

"And you, Susie? " the teacher asks.

 
Susie says "I want to be Johnny's bitch."  couple-in-bed







20 comments:

  1. Cat,
    You always make me smile at the end of the day.
    Thanks
    Meredith

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    1. You're very welcome Mere...happy you enjoyed this one. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. Susie deserves an A+!!!
    hugs abby

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    1. I agree Abby...she truly does! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. LOL I love to see you speechless Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. ROFLMAO! I want to be Susie! Thanks, Lisa

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    1. LOL Lisa...I can understand that. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. LoL Cat, too funny. Wouldn't mind being Susie either :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Roz...I think several of us wouldn't mind being Susie. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. Hi Cat, I think I would quite like to be Suzy too, lol
    loveJan.xx

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    1. ROFL...think more than one of us want to be Susie. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. Dang. I should have waited for Johnny. I married a poor man for love. Silly me.

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    1. LOL Rose...I do believe you got the best end of the deal with your awesome man! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. Oh dear....sometimes your posts just make me blush, lol

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    1. LOL Clara...sorry about that...sorta. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  9. LoL, Susie is clever and the teacher is so not. Thank you for the giggles.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. You're very welcome Nina...so happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  10. Have to remember this one, Cat is it sooo funny!

    Love it,
    Han

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    1. So happy you enjoyed it Han. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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