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Monday, January 5, 2015

Little Johnny at it Again!

A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

 
Little Johnny says "I want to be a billionaire,  Money_Cash  going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me,  outrageous-billionaire-purchases  give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks,  ferrari-219  an apartment in Hawaii, apartment in Hawaii2  a mansion in Paris,  640px-Scott_mansion_tx_2010  a jet to travel through Europe,  Amazing Fighter Aircrafts HD Wallpapers  an Infinite Visa Card infinite and to make love to her  couple-in-bed-008  three times a day".
 

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.
 

"And you, Susie? " the teacher asks.

 
Susie says "I want to be Johnny's bitch."  couple-in-bed







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  1. AnonymousJanuary 5, 2015 at 8:48 PM

    Cat,
    You always make me smile at the end of the day.
    Thanks
    Meredith

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    1. CatJanuary 6, 2015 at 9:51 PM

      You're very welcome Mere...happy you enjoyed this one. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. abbyJanuary 5, 2015 at 9:03 PM

    Susie deserves an A+!!!
    hugs abby

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    1. CatJanuary 6, 2015 at 9:51 PM

      I agree Abby...she truly does! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. Minielle LabraunJanuary 5, 2015 at 9:44 PM

    I'm not sure what to say to that!!

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    1. CatJanuary 6, 2015 at 9:52 PM

      LOL I love to see you speechless Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 5, 2015 at 11:31 PM

    ROFLMAO! I want to be Susie! Thanks, Lisa

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    1. CatJanuary 6, 2015 at 9:53 PM

      LOL Lisa...I can understand that. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. RozJanuary 6, 2015 at 12:08 AM

    LoL Cat, too funny. Wouldn't mind being Susie either :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. CatJanuary 6, 2015 at 9:54 PM

      Happy you enjoyed it Roz...I think several of us wouldn't mind being Susie. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. an English RoseJanuary 6, 2015 at 1:59 AM

    Hi Cat, I think I would quite like to be Suzy too, lol
    loveJan.xx

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    1. CatJanuary 6, 2015 at 9:55 PM

      ROFL...think more than one of us want to be Susie. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. Dragon's RoseJanuary 6, 2015 at 2:09 AM

    Dang. I should have waited for Johnny. I married a poor man for love. Silly me.

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    1. CatJanuary 6, 2015 at 9:56 PM

      LOL Rose...I do believe you got the best end of the deal with your awesome man! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 6, 2015 at 8:32 AM

    Oh dear....sometimes your posts just make me blush, lol

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    1. CatJanuary 6, 2015 at 9:57 PM

      LOL Clara...sorry about that...sorta. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  9. stay at home momJanuary 6, 2015 at 9:05 AM

    LoL, Susie is clever and the teacher is so not. Thank you for the giggles.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. CatJanuary 6, 2015 at 9:58 PM

      You're very welcome Nina...so happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  10. Han Jansz. van MeegerenJanuary 7, 2015 at 3:29 PM

    Have to remember this one, Cat is it sooo funny!

    Love it,
    Han

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    1. CatJanuary 7, 2015 at 6:31 PM

      So happy you enjoyed it Han. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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