A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny says "I want to be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day".
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.
"And you, Susie? " the teacher asks.
Susie says "I want to be Johnny's bitch."
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Cat,
ReplyDeleteYou always make me smile at the end of the day.
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Meredith
You're very welcome Mere...happy you enjoyed this one. ;)
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Cat
Susie deserves an A+!!!
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I agree Abby...she truly does! ;)
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Cat
I'm not sure what to say to that!!
ReplyDeleteLOL I love to see you speechless Minelle. ;)
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Cat
ROFLMAO! I want to be Susie! Thanks, Lisa
ReplyDeleteLOL Lisa...I can understand that. ;)
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Cat
LoL Cat, too funny. Wouldn't mind being Susie either :)
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Roz
Happy you enjoyed it Roz...I think several of us wouldn't mind being Susie. ;)
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Cat
Hi Cat, I think I would quite like to be Suzy too, lol
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ROFL...think more than one of us want to be Susie. ;)
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Cat
Dang. I should have waited for Johnny. I married a poor man for love. Silly me.
ReplyDeleteLOL Rose...I do believe you got the best end of the deal with your awesome man! ;)
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Cat
Oh dear....sometimes your posts just make me blush, lol
ReplyDeleteLOL Clara...sorry about that...sorta. ;)
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Cat
LoL, Susie is clever and the teacher is so not. Thank you for the giggles.
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Nina
You're very welcome Nina...so happy you enjoyed it. ;)
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Cat
Have to remember this one, Cat is it sooo funny!
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Han
So happy you enjoyed it Han. ;)
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Cat