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Wednesday, January 14, 2015

The Pearly Gates

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A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter looks him up in his Big Book and tells him to pick up a gold staff and a silk robe and proceed into Heaven.


Next in line is a preacher.

St. Peter looks him up in his Big Book, furrows his brow and says, "OK, we'll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff."

 
The preacher is shocked and replies, "But I am a man of the cloth. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely I rate higher than a cabbie!"

 
St. Peter responds matter-of-factly, "This is Heaven and up here, we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the cabbie drove his taxi, people prayed."

He does have a good point! Winking smile  
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  1. AnonymousJanuary 14, 2015 at 9:20 PM

    Cat,
    St. Peter certainly has a point.
    Meredith

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    1. CatJanuary 15, 2015 at 10:43 PM

      He sure does Mere! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. RozJanuary 15, 2015 at 2:23 AM

    LoL Cat, good one. Didn't see that coming. Thanks for the giggle :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. CatJanuary 15, 2015 at 10:43 PM

      Gotcha Roz! You're very welcome...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. an English RoseJanuary 15, 2015 at 4:12 AM

    Hi Cat, my taxi driver husband said Thank you for that!!
    love Jan,xx

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    1. CatJanuary 15, 2015 at 10:44 PM

      LOL Jan...tell your taxi driver husband I said "you are very welcome!" ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. abbyJanuary 15, 2015 at 5:11 AM

    LOL.....results are what counts....funny.
    hugs abby

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    1. CatJanuary 15, 2015 at 10:45 PM

      I agree Abby...happy you enjoyed. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. ronnieJanuary 15, 2015 at 5:14 AM

    Good one Cat. Thank you.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. CatJanuary 15, 2015 at 10:45 PM

      You're welcome Ronnie...happy you enjoyed. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. stay at home momJanuary 15, 2015 at 8:00 AM

    Hi Cat, I knew this one but since I keep forgetting jokes it makes me laugh again and again when I read it somewhere. Thank you for the giggles.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. CatJanuary 15, 2015 at 10:46 PM

      You're very welcome Nina...I also keep forgetting jokes but even when I remember them, I still end up laughing at them. Happy you enjoyed. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. KatieJanuary 16, 2015 at 4:57 PM

    ROFLMBO Cuz!! :) I'm going to try to remember this one. I am terrible at that though. LOL! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie

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    1. CatJanuary 16, 2015 at 10:04 PM

      So happy you enjoyed it Cuz...just come read it a few times and I'll bet you remember it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. Han Jansz. van MeegerenJanuary 17, 2015 at 6:13 AM

    My daughter drives a lot with cabs because of her wheelchair and I can confirm she has already in 20 years prayed the prayers of a lifetime!

    Wise man, St. Peter. Good choice to give him this job.

    Han

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    1. CatJanuary 18, 2015 at 8:01 PM

      I too have prayed every time I get in a cab Han...those drivers can be so aggressive! Sending lots of prayers and positive thoughts for your daughter's safety!

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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