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1. “Do not disturb reading group unless you’re bleeding, you’re vomiting, or you’re on fire!” ~Terri O.
2. “Please don’t bring me presents from the toilet.” ~Jenn M.
3. “Stop eating your shoe.” ~Arlene Y.
4. “Go back and pick up your hair.” ~Kathie B.
5. “You did a great job putting on your belt. Now go back in the bathroom and turn your pants around.” ~Sara S.
6. “Quit stuffing mulch down your pants!” ~ Becky K.
7. “I don’t care that you are having fun, you are not allowed to poke people with pencils.” ~Kris W.
8. “We don’t pee on our friends.” ~Sara M.
9. “Put the fake boob on my desk and leave it alone.” ~Tracy B.
10. “Just because your finger fits in your nose doesn’t mean you should put it there.” ~Erin M.
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Even though these were sent to me as things teachers have said, I know I have also said some of these as a parent!
LOL...as a junior high teacher...usually the less said the better....best to have developed the LOOK!!
ReplyDeleteI do love these...
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LOL Abby...I am sure you developed a very scary 'look' that put those kiddos right back in line. ;) Happy you enjoyed these.
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Cat
LOL I'm not a teacher but have used a few of these as a parent! Thanks, Lisa
ReplyDeleteI've used some similar also Lisa. ;)
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OMG - LOL!
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed them Christina! ;)
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LoL, these are too funny. Actually I am sure I will lend some of them for Tilda in a few years. Thanks for the good laugh, Cat.
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Nina
You're very welcome Nina...happy you enjoyed them. I would not be at all surprised for you to come back a few years from now and tell us how you are using some of these with Tilda. ;)
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LoL, too funny. Thanks for the giggle Cat :)
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Roz
You're very welcome Roz...happy you enjoyed them. ;)
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Oh Cat, how horrid kids can be!!
ReplyDeletelove Jan,xx
LOL Jan...they can be sort of on the ewww side can't they. ;)
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All these things sound reasonable to me. Should I be worried?
ReplyDeleteLOL PK...don't think you should be worried at all...you've probably used most of these or something very similar. You might also want to copy and share these with Molly so she'll have some ideas of what she is facing. ;)
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My daughter is a teacher - need I say more.
ReplyDeleteLOL Sunny...nuff said! ;)
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:-) I recall saying some of these at one time or another Hugs
ReplyDeleteLOL Terps...I can definitely believe it. ;)
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10 stupid things teachers/parents say to kids:
ReplyDelete1. Stop acting like a girl
2. You’re Just Like Your Father/Mother!
3. This Hurts Me More than It Hurts You.
4, Because I Said So!
5. I brought You Into This World, I Can Take You OUT! (Murder?)
6. Do You Want a Spanking? (Only fun to consenting adults)
7. If You Don’t Do What I Want, the Cops Will Put You In Jail.
8. Stop Crying or I Will Give You Something to Cry.
Just saying,
Han
Good points Han...have heard quite a few of these. :(
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