Things Teachers Have Said

 
1. “Do not disturb reading group unless you’re bleeding, you’re vomiting, or you’re on fire!” ~Terri O.
 
2. “Please don’t bring me presents from the toilet.” ~Jenn M.
 
3. “Stop eating your shoe.” ~Arlene Y.
 
4. “Go back and pick up your hair.” ~Kathie B.
 
5. “You did a great job putting on your belt. Now go back in the bathroom and turn your pants around.” ~Sara S.
 
6. “Quit stuffing mulch down your pants!” ~ Becky K.
 
7. “I don’t care that you are having fun, you are not allowed to poke people with pencils.” ~Kris W.
 
8. “We don’t pee on our friends.” ~Sara M.
 
9. “Put the fake boob on my desk and leave it alone.” ~Tracy B.
 
10. “Just because your finger fits in your nose doesn’t mean you should put it there.” ~Erin M.
 

Courtesy of Laugh in the face of EVERYTHING

Even though these were sent to me as things teachers have said, I know I have also said some of these as a parent!