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Friday, January 2, 2015

One for You, One for Me…

This is an oldie but a goodie…

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence.

One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
'One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,' said one boy.
Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.


Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle.
As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate.

Sure enough, he heard, 'One for you, one for me, one for you, One for me...'

 

He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.


'Come here quick,' said the boy, 'you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!'


The man said, 'Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk.'


When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.


Standing by the fence they heard, 'One for you, one for me. One for you, One for me.'


The old man whispered, 'Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord...


Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything.


The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.


At last they heard, 'One for you, one for me. That's all… Now let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done...

 


They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile before the kid on the bike passed him.

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18 comments:

  1. It may be an oldie, but is a goodie.Thanks for the chuckle.

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    1. You're so very welcome Sunny...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. That was new to me Cat - it was cute - thanks for sharing!
    :) Cali

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    1. You're welcome Cali...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. Oh that was great! I was laughing loudly!!

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    1. So happy you enjoyed it Minelle...how did you explain all your laughing? ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. Oh that is a goodie, thanks for the laugh Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're very welcome Roz...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. That is one I had never seen, but certainly a goodie.
    hugs abby

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Abby...happy to find one that so many hadn't heard or seen before. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. Hi Cat, I did not know it and loved this one. I told hubby and he knew it, and also says it is a good one. Thank you for the good laugh.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. You're very welcome Nina...happy you and hubby enjoyed it...even if he had heard it before. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. Good one, new to me. Thanks.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're welcome Ronnie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. Silly woman. I'm an oldie, but I hadn't heard this goodie! ;-)

    Hugs!

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    1. Silly woman? Me...LOL Irishey...you are not an oldie but happy you enjoyed this goodie. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  9. LOL, It shows how much jokes I know... Never heard of it before. LOL. Loved it. I will remember it Cat and next time say, ah this is such an old joke....

    Grin,
    Han

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    1. So happy you enjoyed the joke Han...I have never heard of some of the jokes I receive whereas others are oldies. You can share this one at work and tell them it is such an oldie. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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