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Sunday, January 4, 2015

Worried!

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
 
The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.
 
Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.
 
In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
 
In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
 
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.
 
He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door.
 
As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap, and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.
 
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel.
 
She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.
 
He looked at her bewildered and asked: “What happened here today?’”
 
She again smiled and answered, “You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?”
 
“Yes,” was his incredulous reply.
 
She answered, ‘”Well, today I didn’t do it.”
Courtesy of Sun Gazing

24 comments:

  1. Cat,
    An oldie but goodie! Every wife would like to try that one.
    Meredith

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    1. Oh yes Mere...I would love to have tried it but know I would have gotten my bum set on fire! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. Every time I see this, I laugh like heck. It's funny.

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    1. So happy to give you a good laugh Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. This cracks me up every time I see it too. I guess he won't be asking her what she does all day anymore lol

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Guess it depends on the tone of voice and facial expression of how he asks Roz. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. This one always makes me laugh. Thanks Cat.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Happy to give you a laugh Ronnie. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. Yes...one of my favorites...should be required reading for every male before they become a dad.
    hugs abby

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    1. LOL Abby...good idea! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. LoL, I love that one. I am with abby; could help a lot in some cases. Thank you for the good laugh Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. You're very welcome Nina...it could possibly help...or not...guess it depends on the man. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. Ah, poor girls... All busy all day long and men that just sit on the couch and read the paper. Sorry, don't believe it for a moment... LOL

    No, I have no pity,
    Han

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    1. Han! You stinker! You just love to stir up trouble don't you. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    2. LOL Jan...I agree...Han is being very cheeky. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  9. Hi Cat, Seen this before but it always make me smile
    love Jan,xx

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    1. So happy you can still enjoy it Jan. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  10. I have heard this before...and I love it every time! :-) Hugs

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    1. So happy you still enjoyed it Terps. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  11. Well I feel like an idiot as I have never heard this joke before. I did like it. Thanks, Lisa

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    1. Don't feel like that Lisa...there are jokes some of us have heard and others we haven't...just happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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