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Thursday, January 15, 2015

The Gala!

A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "just serious by nature."


The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

The Sergeant Major's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."


The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."


The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955."


She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! Isn't that a little extreme?"


The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "You think so? It's only 2130 now."

Sure do love military time.  Winking smile

26 comments:

  1. Hi Cat...hope you are finally starting to feel better....i saw this one coming as soon as he gave the time...made me chuckle anyway..
    hugs abby

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    1. Starting to feel a bit better Abby. Happy you enjoyed even if ya did see it coming. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. LOL Cat I didn't see that one coming but it sure was funny. Thanks, Lisa

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  3. LoL Cat, good one. Thanks for the giggle :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome Roz...happy you enjoyed. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. Oh Cat how funny, love a soldier
    love Jan,xx

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    1. I love those soldiers also Jan...happy you enjoyed. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. Good one Cat, didn't see that coming. Thanks.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Gotcha Ronnie! Happy you enjoyed. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. Ha ha! Hope you are on the mend! I didn't see that one coming! ;-)

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    1. Woohoo! Gotcha Minelle! I am getting better...slowly but surely. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed Bea. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. LOL, I like this one!

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    1. Happy you enjoyed this one Clara! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. So happy you enjoyed it Maggie! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  10. LoL, hilarious, I did not see it coming. Thank you for the good laugh Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. Gotcha Nina! You're very welcome...so happy you enjoyed it!

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  11. LOLOL Cuz! :) Very cute and it surprised me! Hope that you are feeling so much better!!! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie

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    1. Gotcha Cuz! So happy you enjoyed it. I am slowly but surely on the mend...just gonna take a bit to regain my strength. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  12. Han van Meegeren, reporting for duty at 13 O 6 hours, Ma'am.
    Nothing like a little R&R, Ma'am.

    Salute,
    Han

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    1. LOL Han! Thanks for the giggles. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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