As a trucker stops at a red light, a blonde catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window.
As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door.
The trucker lowers the window.
Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde's car.
He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's Winter in Michigan and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
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OH MY GOODNESS! Giggling here!
ReplyDeleteHappy to provide you with a giggle Minelle. ;)
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Cat
LoL Cat, good one. Thanks for the giggle :)
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Roz
LoL, hey, the blondes again. Thank you for the giggle, Cat.
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Nina
You're welcome Nina...happy you enjoy the blondes! ;)
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Cat
Thanks for the laugh Cat.
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Ronnie
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You're very welcome Ronnie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)
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Cat
Having lived with snowy winters for a long time, I say this one coming....
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LOL Abby...couldn't fool you huh?!? ;)
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Cat
A timely post. lol
ReplyDeleteI thought so Sunny...happy you enjoyed it. ;)
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Cat
I always have enjoyed 'blonde jokes'. This one beats them all!
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Ami
So happy you enjoyed it Ami! I love his response. ;)
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Cat
Hi Cat, I actually guessed this one!!
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Congratulations Jan! Couldn't fool you or Abby! ;)
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