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Sunday, January 25, 2015

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As a trucker stops at a red light, a blonde catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window.
As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door.
The trucker lowers the window.

Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.


When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde's car.
He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's Winter in Michigan and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"

 Open-mouthed smile


15 comments:

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    1. Happy to provide you with a giggle Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. LoL Cat, good one. Thanks for the giggle :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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  3. LoL, hey, the blondes again. Thank you for the giggle, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. You're welcome Nina...happy you enjoy the blondes! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. Thanks for the laugh Cat.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're very welcome Ronnie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. Having lived with snowy winters for a long time, I say this one coming....
    hugs abby

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    1. LOL Abby...couldn't fool you huh?!? ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. I thought so Sunny...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. I always have enjoyed 'blonde jokes'. This one beats them all!

    Hugs
    Ami

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    1. So happy you enjoyed it Ami! I love his response. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. Hi Cat, I actually guessed this one!!
    love Jan,xx

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    1. Congratulations Jan! Couldn't fool you or Abby! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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