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Sunday, January 11, 2015

Scots vs. English

This is an old joke that I posted several years ago but am reposting in honor of the fact that Monday the 12th of January is our Minelle's Scotsman’s birthday. 

Happy Birthday Scotsman…hope you find the time to give Minelle your birthday spanking…one for every year plus!  Open-mouthed smile   Wishing you a wonderful year!
 


In the old days the English and Scottish armies used to fight by gathering their armies on top of the hills and at day break they would run down the hillside into the deep gorge below to fight.

One morning at dawn there was a fog (as thick as pea soup) and the two generals decided to refrain from fighting that day.

Whilst the two armies were resting a voice, with a Scottish accent, came from within the dense fog.  "Any one Scotsman can beat any 10 Englishmen".  With this, the English general sent down 10 of his soldiers.  There was a hell of a fight and NO ONE returned.

An hour later, the same voice was heard.  "Any one Scotsman can beat any 50 Englishman".  With this the English general sent down 50 of his soldiers.  The same thing, a terrible fight ensued and again NO ONE returned.

An hour later the same voice.  "Any one Scotsman can beat any 100 Englishman".  Down went 100 of the best.  NO ONE returned.

An hour later.  "Any one Scotsman can beat any 1,000 Englishman".  By this time, the English general had enough and was about to send down his elite soldiers, when he saw a lone Englishman crawling up the hill.  He was battered to a pulp.  As he reached his general he said, "Don't send any more troops down, its a trap, THERE'S TWO OF THE BASTARDS."







Guess that answers that question! LOL

 
Have a great week!

22 comments:

  1. Thank You so much Cat!! Sweet! I love this!
    My Scotsman says- nothing under the Kilt is TRUE!!
    As to the Spankings.....Maybe! I think it could be a distinct possibility! LOL. ;-D

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    1. You're both very welcome Minelle. Thanks to your Scotsman for verifying the pictures. Hope you received those birthday spankings. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. LoL Cat, now we know huh? Wishing Minelle's Scotsman a very Happy Birthday and a wonderful day ... and Minelle a lovely birthday spanking of course :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Yup Roz...now we know! ;) I really do hope Minelle got a good birthday spanking. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. Happy birthday to Minelle's Scotsman! Hope Minelle gets a wonderful spanking. Thanks for the funny joke and pictures Cat. I had always wondered about what was under those kilts so now we know! LOL Lisa

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    1. Joining you in hoping Minelle gets that spanking Lisa. Happy you enjoyed the giggle, pics and confirmation. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. Hadn't heard that one before. Thanks Cat.

    Happy birthday to Minelle's Scotsman and I hope you get your spanking.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed the giggle Ronnie. Sure hope Minelle got the birthday spanking but haven't heard yet. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. Happy birthday to Minelle's Scotsman. I didn't know the joke, very funny. And I loved the pictures. Another mystery unravelled. :D Thank you Cat!

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. Happy you enjoyed the story and pictures Nina. Yup...another mystery bites the dust. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. Happy Birthday to the Scotsman. Hope he and Minelle enjoy their day!

    Hmm, I'll have to pay more attention at the Scottish Fair this summer. Wonder if I can find one of those industrial fans for the grand march across the football field?

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    1. Haven't heard yet Clara but am sure they had a lovely day.

      LOL...if you use one of those industrial fans for the grand march, please make sure you take lots of pictures to share with us! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. Hi Cat, I love the pictures. Happy Birthday to Minelle's fellow, hope she enjoys his spanking!!
    love Jan,xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed the pictures Jan. Don't know if she has received the spanking yet or not but I'm sure at least her Scotsman will enjoy it when it happens. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  9. Hey Cat - That was a new joke to me - loved it! And I totally love love love the pictures! Lucky Minelle - to have a Scotsman of her own. Hope they both get to enjoy his birthday! :)
    hugs,
    Cali

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    1. Happy you enjoyed the joke and pictures Cali. ;) Minelle is very lucky to have her Scotsman. I also hope they both got to enjoy his birthday. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  10. Thanks everyone, from both the Scotsman and me! As soon as I get home to cook dinner we will celebrate !!!!

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    1. Happy you both enjoyed all the birthday wishes Minelle...you'll have to let us all know how you celebrated. *snicker*

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  11. Cat, we always knew "what" was under those kilts, but nice to have it confirmed we don't need to wonder about "what else!" ;-)

    Happy Birthday, Scotsman! Happy Birthday Spanking, Minelle! ;-)

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    1. LOL Irishey...good point...do like the confirmation. ;)

      Hope Minelle got the birthday spankings. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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