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Friday, March 4, 2016

Join the Gang

A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club, so one day she goes up and knocks on the door.  A big, hairy bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers.

She proclaims, "I want to join your club."

The guy was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join.
 

The biker asks, "Do you have a motorcycle?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep...my bike's parked over there," and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway.
 

The biker asks, "Do you drink?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep...drink like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table."
 

The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep...smoke like a chimney.  At least 4 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I'm shooting pool."
 

The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question...have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope...but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."

Surprised smile  Can we say ouch?!!!!

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    1. LOL Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Ouch! :) Thank you for the giggle, Cat.
    Wishing you a wonderful weekend.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. Ouch is right, Nina! Happy you enjoyed. it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Something tells me it did not take long for her to be the leader of the gang!
    hugs abby

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    1. Something tells me you're right, Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. That will teach them to fool with an old lady.

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    1. Sure will, Sunny! :D

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Oh geeeeeez, Cuz!!! :0 Well... I think that Abby is right- Gang president or something. LOL! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie

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    1. LOL Cuz...the song "Leader of the Pack" comes to mind. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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