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Thursday, March 17, 2016

Deep Thinking

Our darlin’ Ami over at Ami's Starsong is at it again!  Hope you enjoy! Winking smile


I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'.
 


The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she then would have asked 'about what?'

At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
 


Finally I pondered an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?


Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"?



Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."  


I rest my case.

Time for another beer…and perhaps a nap.

16 comments:

  1. Cat,
    Both of us enjoyed this one.
    Meredith

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    1. Happy you both enjoyed it, Mere! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. LOL! thanks Cat and Ami. Really loved the guys theory on this.
    Hugs Lindy

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    1. He does have a point, Lindy. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Guess it just goes to prove who the stronger sex is....
    hugs abby

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    1. Good one, Abby! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Loved this one, Cat. I will have to share this one with Sam.

    Hugs From Ella

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Ella...hope Sam does also. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Good one Cat. Thanks and thank you Ami.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Ronnie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. LOL Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. Shared this one with Harry, we both laughed.
    Rosie xx

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    1. Happy you both enjoyed it, Rosie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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