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Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Sex in the Office

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this attractive girl in his office but she was dating someone else.

One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said,  “I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you.”

The girl looked at him, and then said, “NO!”



 Eddie then said, “I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.”


She thought for a moment and said that she would consult her boyfriend.  So she called him and explained the situation.

Her boy friend said,  “Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast.  He won't even have time to get his pants down.  Call me when it’s over.”

She agreed with her boyfriend, promised to call him, went back to the coworker and accepted his proposal.



Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call.  Finally, after 45 minutes the girlfriend calls and her boyfriend asks, “What took you so long?”


Still breathing hard, she managed to reply,  “The bastard had all quarters!”

Surprised smile

10 comments:

  1. Ah..I was thinking one dollar bills...guess He really wanted his money's worth...
    hugs abby

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    1. LOL Abby...ones still could have been scooped up too fast. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Oh I am a bit slow, I had no idea!
    love Jan, xx

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    1. LOL Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Who knew work could be so much fun!

    Hugs From Ella

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    1. ROFL Ella...who knew indeed. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. LOL, Cuz! I didn't expect that one! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie

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    1. Gotcha Cuz! Happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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