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Friday, November 6, 2015

Night on the Town

Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town.
After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel.

The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager:  “Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed.  These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them.  They won't know the difference.”

The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business.

As they are walking home the first man says,
“You know, I think my girl was dead!”
“Dead?” says his friend, “Why do you say that?”
“Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her.”

His friend says, “Could be worse I think mine was a witch.”
“A witch? Why the hell would you say that?”
“Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window...took my teeth with her!”

8 comments:

  1. LOL...nothing more needs to be said...
    hugs abby

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    1. Got that right Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. OMG, hilarious LoL! Thank you Cat. Hope your trip is going well and that you have a great weekend :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Roz. I'm home and having a quiet weekend. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. That's all that matters isn't it Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. LoL, funny one, I didn't see that coming. Thank you for the laugh, Cat. Wishing you a great weekend.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. Gotcha Nina! Happy you enjoyed it. Hope you are doing well....sending hugs and tummy tickles to Tilda from auntie Cat. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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