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Thursday, October 8, 2015

What’s for Dinner

A woman was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her husband walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner.
 
Irritated by the thought of him sitting in the air conditioned house while she labored away on the weeds, she snapped, "I can't believe you're asking me about supper right now!
 
Pretend I'm out of town, go inside and make dinner yourself!"
 
So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, potatoes, garlic bread, and a tall beer.
 
His wife walked in just about the time he was finishing up and asked, "Where's my dinner?"
 
His answer…"Huh? I thought you were out of town."

12 comments:

  1. I think he will be wearing that dinner!

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    1. That would be a hard dinner to wear Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Either foolishly brave or stupid..I vote for the latter...
    hugs abby

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    1. Her or him, Abby? ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. I wonder if he was blond?

    Hugs,
    Ella

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    1. Ya never know Ella. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. LoL Cat, he's going to regret that! lol. Hope you have a great weekend :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. LOL Roz...he might...o she might once he finishes eating and calms down. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. I hope she makes him regret that!
    love Jan,xx

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    1. She might Jan...or he might make him regret that smart mouth. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. LoL, I like the joke, but he is definitely not nice. Thank you for the giggle, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. Ya don't think he's nice Nina? Hmmm...maybe he thought she wasn't nice. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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