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Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Church Sign

 
Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Catholic Church, and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Lutheran Church across the road.
 
One day they are seen pounding a sign into the ground:


DA END ISS NEAR!
TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW
BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE!



As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells, "Leave people alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!"

From the curve, they hear screeching tires and a big splash.

Shaking his head, Rev. Ole says, "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'."
 
 
"Yaa," Pastor Sven agrees, then asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say…
 


Bridge out!


Winking smile

14 comments:

  1. Oh my, Cat! Sick and funny at the same time!

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    1. Well what did you expect from me Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. LoL Cat, have to agree with Minelle! Hope you are having a great week :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Roz. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. It is always funniest if I can't anticipate the punch line. You really got me on this one!

    Hugs,
    Ella

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    1. Woohoo...happy to hear that Ella! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. So true Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Han...do you think you'll share it at work? ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Ooh that's bad , but funny
    love Jan,xx

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    1. Not that bad Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Haha, very considerate pastors. I wouldn't have thought about that turn. Thank you for the giggle, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. Gotcha Nina! Happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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